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Old 09-08-2006, 01:23 AM   #1  
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For horniness. I'm so fucking horny all the time and I don't want to be anymore 'cause my gf hasn't been in the "mood" recently. I don't want to jerk off either. What I really want to do is just not have sex and be like "Yeah sorry I'm not in the mood." And throw that in her face. But everytime I'm near her I just want to rip off her clothes and fuck her. What do I do lol this is really getting out of control. I'm extremely horny all the time. Yesturday there were these school girls in the short little skimpy skirts and their near seethrough white tops. The perfect school girl uniform. It was truly amazing lol. But yeah so like if I just don't jerk off or have sex for like a month will these cravings lesson? Anyone? Gooshy?
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:33 AM   #2  
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Some medications reduce your urge for sexual play. If you don't masturbate or have sex for a month and you do, you'll blow a load bigger than Shamoo. If you want my advice.. masturbate. Try a fleshlight. They are great.
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:42 AM   #3  
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Lol um find another girlfriend have 2 of them you are young shit get 3 if you really need to lol. It is when you are married you have to stick with one girl. Unless you are in love or something silly but I think you are still in high school right ? I would um not tie myself to one thing if I wasn't married unless you really think she is the one. or like gooshy said spank the little fella silly lol.
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:46 AM   #4  
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Pop a few roofies in her drink?
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:51 AM   #5  
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lol that is all
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:19 AM   #6  
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That's just being a guy dude

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Get some booty friends man, honestly if a girl isn't putting out enough thats bound to happen
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I'm in college and I love her lol. FUCK!
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Old 09-08-2006, 11:20 AM   #8  
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I'm in college and I love her lol. FUCK!

stupid...lol...never fall in love in college wtf is wrong with you.
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Old 09-08-2006, 11:45 AM   #9  
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... Try a fleshlight. They are great.
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Your girl is probably out getting her sexual needs fulfilled elsewhere if she is "never in the mood" during the first few weeks of college.
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