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Old 03-30-2007, 03:58 PM   #1  
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Default Ever wonder why...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:24 PM   #2  
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Some are old, some are stupid, some are good. Funny none the less
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:34 PM   #3  
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Lol. Never heard those before. Nice find.
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:47 PM   #4  
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

lol i like this one
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Old 03-30-2007, 06:10 PM   #5  
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me too. I might have to make mouse flavored cat food!
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