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> A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long
> before I can
> get a haircut?"
> The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
> "About 2
> hours"
> The guy left.
>
> A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and
> asked, "How
> long before I can get a haircut?"
> The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
> The guy left.
>
> A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
> "How long
> before I can get a haircut?"
> The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a
> half."The guy left.
>
> The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a
> favor. Follow
> that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
> to wait for
> a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
>
> A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing
> hysterically. The
> barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
>
> Bob looked up, wipes the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"