I'm so lazy..
 

Alright folks what makes you the most lazy bastards around!?

I haven't left my apartment in 3 weeks.

I am too lazy to get up and make myself something to eat when I am hungry

im so lazy that i taught my dog to open doors for me, and occasionally he will pull me to the next room.

I'm so lazy I don't even leave my house to get laid, i have my woman come here

im not doing laundry till everything i have is dirty

I'm so lazy I sit down to pee.

I'm so lazy I let my gf make my breakfest and dinner.

That's not being lazy. That's wearing the pants.

IceBlade is so lazy that he even not play AA anymore :p