Corrupt Wishes
 

Aight I saw this done on another forum and it was fun. You make a wish, then the next person grants it but there has to be something bad with it.

Example:

I wish I had a boyfriend.
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Post:
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Granted, but he has every kind of STD you can imagine.

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kk so I wish I was filthy rich.

Granted, but you can't spend it on urself, immediate family or friends.


I wish Ice had a boyfriend(only cuz I know you really wanted to wish this) lmao

Granted, but you(Spin) are his boyfriend, and he makes sweet ass sex to you every night.

I wish there were 40 hours in a day.

Granted, but your sleep cycle stays the same

I wish I could tone down my abs

LMFAO ran head on into that door dint i lmao...dammit

Granted, by they will be toned into the shape of a heart.

I wish I rocked at programming.

Granted, but you have a job as a programmer for a Male-Male erotic website



I wish i had a kick-ass computer

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had a hotass fucking gf.

granted but shes the town cum dumpster


i wish i had superpowers

granted, but you can only grow your nails longer and shorter

I wish a was a ninja