Fallen Angels - U-S-A, fix my country.. (oh, nobody called.)

damn, and I thought Michigan drivers were dumbasses. wait, no, they still are. but daaamn. this one time me and })FA| TwEeK were on the express way and a bus going a couple-few miles/hour slower decided it wanted to be in front of Trevor's Cougar. YEAH! THAT WENT WELL. scared the shit outta both of us. trev' hit the breaks and just BARELY made it behind the damn thing.

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<FA|blood> my theory is that advertising .com's on that same idiot box is the cause of the downfall of the "sophisticated internet"
<underdog> I don't remember the internet ever being that sophisticated.
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<Volmarias> Anyone can use AOL, but using the real internet requires a test or something
<Entrope> let's also have a reproduction test
<underdog> Frequency of reproduction is inversely proportional to level of intelligence.
<Volmarias> actually it's usually inversely proportional to the level of income
<FA|blood> ass-pullen statistics are often associated with bordem
<Entrope> crank-yanking statistics are often associated with not getting laid
<underdog> My welfare check leaves room in my budget for 1.5 more children.
<Volmarias> 74% of all statistics are made up
<Volmarias> underdog: People on welfare don't budget, didn't you know that?
<FA|blood> Volmarias; everyone generalizes
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<underdog> Welcome to subtle humor.

add driving to that list of things you're required to take a test for first. (i mean like, a lil deeper than drivers ed) :/