Waaah!!! I have a steam issue.
 

Steam.exe (main exception): unable to load library steam.dll

I've tried everything to fix this shite, and nothings doing, I've tried deleting Clientregistry.blob, uninstalling and reinstalling from both the disks (CS:S+DOD:S+HL2DM) and Steampowered.com, and nothing is working, I need to know whats wrong, and how I can make it work again.

try stop hackin ya azn bastard :P

Oh comon hermes, you know since I'm asian, I might as well be god. So what need to I have to hack? xP Much love meng.

life hax. :P

you should try to uninstall steam, all the games, delete the remaining folder outta Program Files, then use a registry cleaner to remove anything left over. reinstall and download fresh copies. if that doesn't work, shit, i dunno. maybe it would be hardware, then.

Yeah, I've done all that lovely shite... I think it might be because I have no internet to my machine xP

lol wtf, nun but <3 kamz

Hermz we still on for me joining your team when I get back to Chi-town so we can strong arm hoes?

lol yee .

YAY! Wes gunna strong arm bitch noob hoes!

words noobs and hoes arent morally allowed to be in the same sentence. Takes away from all pimpness of calling them hoes in the first place

True, so we'll pwn noobs; and strong arm hoes! :D Better?