Granted, but every time you do your dick gets a little bit shorter

I wish soccer was America's favorite sport

Granted, but there are no soccer balls to play the game with

I wish i was invincible

Granted, but you're also ghostlike and can't touch anything nor be touched.

I wish I were God.

Granted, but you can't control people.

I wish for a 4 day week-end.

granted but u have a 7 day week in between

i wish all games where free

God cant control people anyway.....

Granted, but you never have time to play them

I wish my wishes were not corrupted

granted, but you don't have the brains to make a worthwhile wish.

i wish i had my dream job.

Granted, but your dream job is shoveling elephant poop

I wish I had perfect vision.

Granted, but that is your only sense.

I wish I could have an all-expense paid trip to Japan.