I have no clue what Ero-sennin is or Tsunade-obaachan, but ill go with

Tsunade-obaachan

Football or Soccer

Ero-sennin (perverted hermit ftw)

Zombie infested world or Nuclear holocaust?

Nuclear Holocaust

Bruce Lee or Jet Li?

Jet Li, he didnt scream so much his head exploded like Bruce Lee did.

Intel or AMD?

Intel, I like there ads better.

Visa or Mastercard?

Visa.

Another retarded question or another retarded question...errrr......

pop-tarts or cereal?

Pop-tarts. Cereal, while giving me wipeless shits, is too much of a hassle.

Canada or Mexico?

mexico.

hot dogs or hamburgers?

hamburgers, for obvious reasons

Death by:

slowly drowning or slowly burning

slow burning, fire is cool

plasma or lcd?