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Get your left nut cut off, or you are forced to sleep with a 75 year old women?

LOL

Hmm, i guess it depends if this whole cut nut off also cover's surgery after the nut get cuts off, but hey why not, ill bang your grandma!


Getting caught cheating on your GF/wife or having your GF catching you touching yourself to World of Warcraft pron....HA!

One year pass to bunny ranch, thats like a fucking buffet! ha, a fucking buffet. baziiiing!


What would you rather see happen in the next 30 years?

First man on mars, or First women president

First man on mars

Irish car bomb or long island iced tea? (if you dont know what an irish car bomb is you fail at life.)

mmmm Baileys and Guinness uhhhhhhhh defcon Irish car bomb


4 shots back to back of Absinthe (55% proof) (no chaser god damnit) or putting your tongue on a hot coal?

Tongue on a hot coal =)

Get shot in the calf with a .22 LR round or Get sprayed with bird shot from a dumbass shooting a shotgun at a big rock?

EDIT: Ive experienced both, just wanted to see what you would prefer =P.

Calf, i think everyone in life needs to experience won bullet wound. I cant imagine the pain of a bullet wound.

What do you dudes prefer, being single and just exploring the field, or being in a relationship

hmm, depends on my age. But human nature says, get with as many girls as possible and you can't fight human nature.

Icecream or Milkshake

Icecream, sooo many options, (toppings FTW)

Penut butter:
crunchy or plain

Plain ftw!

Fat sack of weed or a new video card?

video card. Druggies can burn in hell

Pens or Pencils

pen15's for ice, eerrrr....

pens because the tips dont break off.

old school or new school?

old school.....if it weren't for us there would be no new school......

Oldtime Hard rock or Oldtime trippin music

old time hard rock dickhead!

softcore porn or hardcore porn?

old time trippin music floyd ftw!

pizza or tacos?

DUDE.....get with the program man.....your messin with the order of things....but we'll go with it....

PIZZA......the variables are to numerous

Miami Vice or Hill Street Blues ???

sorry..

miami vice.

bike ride or jog?

Bike ride, wheels are proven to go faster then feet lol

World Rally Championship or Indy 500

World Rally Championship

Jam or Jelly...no they are not the same thing lol

jelly everytime


reped analy or watch ur wife get raped????

watching your wife get raped. My ass is exit only, and ill f8ed already rapes my wife. She is rated best sex in mouth.

Subway or Quiznos?

Subway, only because the one quizno's near me has been subliminally closed for the past 3 years and it pisses me off cuz i would really like to try quizno's


Alfa Romeo Spyder or Audi TT remastered

romeo

Dolphins or Sharks

sharks.

gaim or trillian?

TRILLLIAN, i love trillian, cant wait for Trillian astra to come out (wish it was macantash compatible)

well since i said mac

Windows Vista or Mac OSX

Windows Vista.

Sleeping or Eating.

Eating, more fuel to stay awake sleeping > awake

Global Warming or Global Dimming.

global diming all the way

being gay or being flashbang

being flashbang. he recruits like a mofo.

being pr0 or being a pubber?

Pubber

Fiber Internet or 100% Broadband? (If you pick wrong you should find the highest building near you and jump off.)

EDIT:My new avatar pwns.

Fiber.

Hersey's kisses or Reeses penaut butter cups?

Reese peanut butter cups cuz yo can poke a whole in them and make eyes. Pretty sweet.

Shaven or Unshaven?

Shaven


Syphilis or STD

[Isn't syphilis an STD?]

I'll go for STD...

Hardback book or paper cover book?

Hardcover

Testicular Cancer or AIDS

Aids

Worst person to meet in a dark alley:

Turok(from Turok) or Scropion (MK)

there was loads of talking in MK, so Scorpion. Turok would rip your face off without hesitation.

Pink Floyd or the Beatles?

Beetles

Comets or Meteors

asteroids

grass or mud