Granted, but your retarded and your meaning of happy is having fruit loops stuck up your nose.

I wish I were uber 1337 in every game.

Granted, but you now suck at life.

I wish I could afford better parts for my car.

Granted but ur bedridden and cant drive it


I wish I owned a tropical island

granted but its in the bermuda triangle

I wish i could read peoples thoughts

granted, but the thoughts are all written longhand and the pages are somehow stuck together.

i wish i wasn't losing my hair.

granted, but its all pink and grows faster than you could possibly shave it on your ass.

i wish for immortality

granted but you take the form of a white tiger and are forced to perform with Sigfried and Roy


i wish for world peace

Granted, but now you have galactic war.

I wish for Tron Lightcycles.

Granted, but u have no hands to hold on a drive with

I wish there were no nuclear weapons

Granted, instead ECM bombs are used.

I wish I knew everything there was to know in the universe and to be able to share it with the world