Granted, but your a ninja turtle and live in a sewer

I wish I could be born again with all the knowledge I know now.

Granted, but this time you are black.

I wish I was a member of the ANBU.

rofl

Granted but all your missions involve killing your loved ones

I wish I was rich

Granted, but you can only spend the money on spoons.

I wish I had 4 arms.

ROFLOROLFORLFORLOFLROLRFOLROFLROFLO man, thats funny.

Granted, but you don't get the MK movie deal to play Goro

I wish I was poor.

Granted, but you're poor AND unhappy.

I wish I was as hot as Brad Pitt.

Granted, but you are gay



I wish women were not so confusing.

Granted, but they are also abstinent

I wish I was happy

Just wanted to let everyone know that I posted this game on ColumbusRacing.com this morning, and it is already up to 4 pages.