fire, stuff burning is cool

ipod or zune?

Ice.

Everybody loves Raymond or My name is Earl?

Everybody loves Raymond

Yoda or Darth Sidius

I'm preferential to Yoda, lil badass he is lmao

Yoda ftw.

Death by being eaten alive by either a great white, or mako shark or death by being held down and having someone perform a trepanning ritual on you?

Being eat alive(unless you mean swallowed whole and digested).

Water or ice

Wata

old Lamb of God (As the Palaces Burn) or new Lamb of God (the Congregation)

new lamb

being killed with sissors(stabbed not instant) or by being beheded

They're both bad. So... scissors.

m16 or m4m

colt wins

Civil war where half the population dies or living under a tyrant

civil war cause then there will be more women for the men so lots of sexy time because mainly men fight

eating at maccy ds or eating a t wimpys